A new crew member has turned out to have a delightful skill - I enjoyed a full-body wax today - head, chest, legs, dangling participles - the works - I find that being completely hairless reduces my drag co-efficient when I'm swishing the old epee, sluicing down the lane in my speedo, or sky-diving in the Holodeck - I'll leave the other applications for another time. I donated most of the hair to number two - he's been building a backup beard for use in an emergency, or for when he wants to go somewhere incognito(the color, you see..) Now should I wear the sharkskin epaulettes or the simple polo-neck? Time to consult the Magic 8-Ball...
Holden Caulfield is not here tonight....
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Southern Poverty Law Center