Alan Goldsher's Writings
This office is big. Not just big. BIG. Bigger than an airplane hangar. No, wait, bigger than Giants Stadium. No, wait, bigger than...bigger than...bigger than...ahhh, forget it. Zoe Green couldn't come up with a single non-lame metaphor to describe the grandeur of her new Soho workplace. She was normally a wonderful metaphor-maker - she was a writer, and...
Excerpt from my forthcoming novel "Today's Special" [Little Black Dress Books/U.K. - American rights info: email@example.com]
Chapter One WELCOME TO ANNA'S LIFE Anna falls to her knees and raises her hands to the heavens above. "Must...have...pizza...," she gasps. "Must...have...it...immediately...." Byron rolls his eyes. "Baby, I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again - your diet is appalling." Byron's right. As is the case...
Writer/musician Alan Goldsher is the author of Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read (St. Martin's Press, 2006) and Hard Bop Academy: The Sidemen of Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers (Hal Leonard, 2002), as well as the music-themed novels JamThe Record Haus (...