"I hired you because you're a gnome."
thought it was his job to irritate you, and he obviously did that! He's a good Gnome! Er, I mean, being bad, which is being good _ for a Gnome! Rather . . . .
It's no good, Ivory, you just can't get the staff these days!
You could try casting him in the Redroom Christmas Panto. Now there's an idea! Can't wait!
No, no. don't be so mean! You'r burdening Gnome to act in a way that represents all gnomes every where!
Probably let him strart out tangling up paper clips and leaving tacky footprints on important papers.
. . . then he'll gain confidence!
(Later on watch out that he doesn't know where you park your car. I heard the younger generation office worker gnomes are big trouble and love to play chicken on the streets with Other Peoples' cars! )
xD I'm So Glad I Found This!
;p You should make a whole web-series about how to deal with difficult employees~
Especially since I just sent a pleasant gnome-in-the-garden non-ironic card to my dean, thanking her. Now I feel much better! Whew!
Ivory: The problem could have been in Personnel. Perhaps they misspelled his name.
He may be a Baked Alaskan.
Macresarf1 -- Glenn Anders -- Alex Fraser
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