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who has sex on Christmas? | who has sex on Christmas?

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  (695 words) I veered toward the naughty list the other day when our youngest asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I certainly couldn’t say, “A really good romp,” to a 6-year-old and she wouldn’t have understood if I did. So I just smiled at her earnestly and said, “Peace on Earth,” which...