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jm-cornwell's picture
Nov.15.2013
With all the hype about the pendemic of obesity in America, it's hard to separate fact from fiction. Obese people eat too much and are lazy. Obese people have more heart disease, diabetes, kidney disease, and a host of other diseases. Obesity is the nation's #1 killer. Obesity is bad. Obesity means...
arlene-goldbard's picture
Dec.30.2012
One feature of the history of ideas is a persistent belief in progress that isn’t disrupted by learning that trendy ideas often turn out to be as flawed as the silliest old ones. Part of the problem has got to be a deficit of reality-testing: how often do you go back to reality-check your...
farzana-versey's picture
May.10.2011
The battle’s between the rear and the mouth. Pippa Middleton is now known only in hindsight, or as hind site. Ridiculous as it may seem, the new Duchess of Cambridge’s sister has an Ass Appreciation Society that boasts over 200,000 members dedicated to her. They will celebrate her ‘day’...
farzana-versey's picture
Apr.25.2011
 Can women use Viagra? Does it affect their performance? I am asking because of this silly little beer that has been created to trumpet the royal pain-in-the-ass wedding. BrewDog is marketing the Royal Virility Performance lager and it also has a tagline that says, “Arise Prince Willy”,...
luke-james's picture
Mar.31.2011
“What time are the punters gonna be here Eric?” Lobster Ron asks. The stitches are out, the bandages gone, so Lucky Eric can look at his watch again. “Any minute now. I’m more worried about that tosser, Jimmy. Where is he?” “Still in the bogs. Last time I saw him he had his tackle in a sink full of...
luke-james's picture
Mar.28.2011
“Have you seen the outside of the club?” Lobster Ron asks Lucky Eric. They’re sitting in traffic on the Queensway in Lobster Ron’s rust orange Ford Fiesta. Lucky Eric lowers his chin to his knees and peers through the cracked windshield at the back of the bus in front of them. “Be alright.” he says...
john-braun's picture
Nov.18.2009
Two days ago, I received an email from a friend of mine. The email contained a forwarded SPAM email which tried to sell my friend some super Viagra or something like that. While I was still marvelling at how accurate targeted email lists had become, and while I was still conjuring up the many...
john-braun's picture
Sep.25.2009
So, there's a new super Viagra coming out, that has proven to be effective in some large percentage of mice. It's a rub-on cream. To tell you the truth, I am just too damned lazy to make a joke about this while I know each and every one of you already has one swirling around in your demented little...
jayne-lyn-stahl's picture
Dec.31.2008
The C.I.A. is reportedly now giving Viagra to Afghan chieftains in exchange for information about the Taliban. And, by the end of 2009, our government will have spent about $8 billion, or $40 per converter box, to give us High Definition Digital TV.
steven-ekstrom's picture
Apr.24.2008
Yeah, this is my last piece of poetry I promise to subject you to (FOR NOW...) and this one is a doozy. It's reflection about the first hard-on I remembered getting when I was five years old...and how it terrified me. 'Nuff said, right? Thanks for taking the time.   The Pop-Up Book Oh my...