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Mar.16.2011
WAKIE, WAKIE, BRAINS AND BODY
Where am I?
Why can’t I see, hear or speak?
I know I’m alive because I’m thinking conscious thoughts. Wait! I can move. Oh shit I can’t feel anything, but I can move. This is Strange.
What’s going on? Maybe I should stay still I might be injured.
Wait I...
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Mar.16.2011
I'll be talking live on a web video chat about my new novel Zaftan Entrepreneurs among other topics. It'll take place on March 26, at 2:00 PM east Coast time and I'll be fielding questions from attendees. Join me and play stump the author. It should be good for a few laughs.
Follow this link to...
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Mar.12.2011
What an interesting Women's History Month. They must have hired a new publicist. It's as if Mad Men's plucky Peggy Olsen took over the account and decided to shake things up. I don't know how the new branding will play out, but heck, at this point in the war on women, give it a whirl, girl. No...
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Mar.05.2011
Congratulations from the United States of America to all our freedom loving brothers and sisters in Egypt and Yemen and Jordan and Oman and Tunisia and Libya and Iran and Bahrain and Morocco and Algeria, and maybe someday soon Saudi Arabia, for standing up to your dictatorial overlords and...
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Mar.02.2011
Hi all,
I'm seeking reviewers/bloggers to help me spread the word about my satire novel, Sunstruck.
The book is available on Kindle, Nook and also in print.
You can find out more about the book here:http://www.amazon.com/Sunstruck-Mayra-Calvani/dp/1934841188
Please let me know if you'd be...
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Feb.24.2011
This is a primer filled with background information on Gundarland and Zaftan 31B, the worlds created in Tales From Gundarland and Zaftan Entrepreneurs. Learn about the history, races, governments, and foibles of the inhabitants who live on these worlds
Do you stay awake at night wondering...
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Feb.10.2011
Last month I wrote that I entered the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest. I've decided, after having added much new material to it, that I would put short snippets of it on here and discuss what I'm trying to achieve.
Moonbeam Highway is a road novel based on the fairy tale, Iron Hans, as...
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Feb.06.2011
Both groups lavish praise on Zaftan Entrepreneurs and want to know when Books 2 and 3 will be published.
Lois Henderson of Bookpleasures.com writes in part: "Quense seems to find as much pleasurereveling in the universe of his own creation as does a small boy in getting plastered with...
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Feb.03.2011
I only had a block to walk from my bus stop. It only took me 7 minutes to get to Jefferson Street and Adam intersection. I waited for the street signal to change from the - don't walk orange hand signal to the white signal of a walking stick figure. I waited as several people rushed across the...
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Feb.02.2011
My god what is going on? I can't see, speak or hear anything? I need to try to recall the rest of the day.
7:30 AM, back on the bus.
The woman seat just in front of me made a comment to the woman sitting to the right of her. She mentioned something about morning sickness being a bitch of a...
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