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Feb.15.2013
On Thursdays Phil Naessens Show The Sports Goons Jameyan Smith joins Phil to discuss Valentines Day, Facebook Fugazi's and a look at the NBA's Eastern and Western Conferences.
To download this program to a portable listening device or to your hard drive right click the link below...
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Feb.05.2013
It’s hard to believe, but the same folks who’ve instigated fashion induced bunions, sprained ankles, deep vein thrombosis, acid reflux, yeast infections and constipation, have concocted ways to avert colds and flu during NY Fashion Week crunch time.
The fashion industry might've been in...
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Feb.01.2013
(First published today at Huffington Post Comedy.)
Hey! You! Yes, you. Sorry. Just trying to get your attention to impart an important warning here. For the next couple weeks, it's imperative all you good folks out there stay alert and keep your wits about you. Remove the earbuds, no texting...
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Jan.18.2013
In recognition of the "Top 347 keywords the U.S. government monitors", Meg McLain launched the "Online Terrorist Keywords" poetry contest last June. This was my entry:
Hazmat Porky
‘Twas AMTRAK and the agro sleet
Did BART and Mysql in the plume
All airplanes (and...
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Jan.13.2013
The following secret recording of the first and only meeting of Greedaholics Anonymous was smuggled out of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, stuffed down the bra of the attaché working as a “comfort girl” to WikiLeaks founder...
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Jan.05.2013
On January 1, 2007, I resolved to stop "talking out of my butt." With greater frequency, I'd been hearing those closest to me saying things like,'"Dude, quit speaking out of your ass" or "Hey, butt clown, you don't know what the hell you're talking about."
Those daughters of mine—such pistols.
Yeah...
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Jan.04.2013
I'm pleased to be able to finally share the book trailer for my first novel, Leather to the Corinthians. Enjoy!
Click here to view the trailer.
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Dec.13.2012
You know, the small town in Amish Country, Lancaster PA?
What did you think I meant?
The Defective Amish DetectiveVolume 2The Intercourse BoondogleThe Defective Amish Detective is back. The Fixer with a heart of gold heads to Lancaster County for another case. His friend Eli, the Amish blacksmith...
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Dec.05.2012
Years ago, if you were like the rest of us, you were a little bit wacky and a little bit cynical, and that led us to Kurt Vonnegut's books. He wrote as if he were a good-hearted anarchist, and he wrote plenty, and so we had a lot to read.
Now his books - and books about him - are experiencing a...
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Nov.11.2012
Michael Frayn’s novel Skios is comic, witty, provocative and outlandish. I picked it up because it is set on a Greek island, and I love Greek islands, and it clearly was determined to make farcical fun of a foundation pow-wow, and that appealed to me, too. There’s something about pretentious...
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