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brian-mckee's picture
Sep.16.2008
I just noticed that even some of Faux News has turned on John McCain over his election committee's latest foray into mud chucking. I got this evil evil idea. Just suppose the "illuminati" (which of course don't exist) decided that John was not the right candidate and they want a quick...
will-durst's picture
Sep.15.2008
Settle down people. For crum's sake, you're going to burst a collective blood vessel here and end up squirting self- righteous juice all over your nice slacks. All this garment staining simply because Barack Obama said his opponent's call for change was similar to applying lipstick to a pig. Which...
heywood-gould's picture
Sep.05.2008
ST. PAUL, Minn., Sept. 5...Inside the Denver Pepsi Center two weeks ago Hillary Clinton was congratulating women on the progress they've made in the last eighty years. But outside, Leah Schildkraut was on a hunger strike in front of the heavily guarded doors of to protest what she called the "...
brian-mckee's picture
Aug.18.2008
<complaining begin> I asked a very wise friend of mine about the presidential race. He mentioned that he was disappointed that he couldn't vote for someone who represented him. He had to vote for someone who thought like him or had similar ideals. It took a while for me to realize what he...
heywood-gould's picture
Jun.24.2008
AUSTIN, Texas, June 22...Anarcho-Feminist presidential candidate Leah Schildkraut lost the support of several major Texas fundraisers last night when she vowed to change the Lone Star state's "culture of exploitation, intimidation and deceit." "We spoke the truth to money...
heywood-gould's picture
Jun.20.2008
NEW YORK, N.Y. June 20...The hottest souvenir at the Republican Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul this summer won't be McCain buttons--it will be Obama flip flops and matching shorts. So says Efraim Durg, president of Shmatte Statements, a design firm that specializes in politically-themed...
gerard-jones's picture
Mar.20.2008
This follows on my post below, about how game-playing Republicans apparently gave Clinton her victory in Texas and prolonged the Democratic race by at least two months. Now it's becoming clear that the "Rush Republicans" may have an impact on the Pennsylvania primary too, even though it's...