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luke-james's picture
Nov.26.2011
Dodging The Razor I always said that losing my hair or (the rest of) my teeth were the only things that would make me give up trying to be a pop star. I’ve been more vain about my barnett in my time than a van full of Sassoons. Now that it’s had the affrontery to start greying at the temples, I...
luke-james's picture
Oct.20.2010
Crazy Eddie watched from his doorway as Lord Elgin was helped, doddering from his limo. Two liveried footmen steered his lordship in through the doors of the drinking house that bore his name. Eddie stared, unblinking, rain drops jeweled his beard. Not even the lowliest taphouse, not even the...