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ivan-g-goldman's picture
“We see no reason to exist anymore,” explained spokesman Clem Kaddidlehopper. “Our problems are solved. Now I gotta figure out how this thing works. It’s been so long.”             “You said it,” said Mrs. Kaddidlehopper.    ...
farzana-versey's picture
I don’t know whether wishing his penis bon voyage would have taken him places or not, but the guy is now doomed to be living off his ‘suitcase’. MSNBC’s The Body Odd reports: The 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place after he got a tattoo in Persian script reading "...
robert-sward's picture
Poets' Group yesterday. All seven of us either current or former UCSC writing instructors... (continued)... and of the title, "Your Woof Woof Is Connected To Your Bow Wow," what does that mean? Tilly, one member of the group, observes,"Your mentals are connected to your gentles...