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earl-merkel's picture
Jan.16.2013
In the interests of full disclosure and postscript'd contrition, I hereby confess that during my competitive-writing days, I... I... well, I used steroids. But in my defense, it was just because all the other writers were juicin' on talent. I had to somehow stay competitive, don'cha see...