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kate-marshall's picture
Apr.01.2014
"Film maker and writer Terry Jones discovers a colony of penguins, which are unlike any other penguins in the world." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4 While I do wish penguins could fly on more than just April 1 each year, I especially wish Terry Jones really would do a nature series...
j-marc-schmidt's picture
Mar.04.2014
Heard a joke the other day. It made me laugh. The problem is that I have forgotten it. I remember certain details. A man. Walking. A bar. Laughter. Oh, if only you could have been there. Well, I'll try to reconstruct it for you.    A man walked into a bar. The barman asked, "Why are...
dixie-swanson's picture
Sep.24.2013
  As someone who has a handful of medical problems, I do not believe that bodily infirmities belong in polite group conversations. Perhaps it is my history as a physician or my desire to focus on the positive. Or perhaps it is just a quirk. But quirks can make for good blogs, so here...
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.21.2013
Last night in Chicago, police and the FBI completed a successful sting operation on a group believed to be a local terrorist cell. After the successful raid on a residence behind the public library on Martin Luther King Drive on the south side of Chicago, authorities announced the discovery of an...
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.08.2013
Here's one for all you text savvy individuals out there who use phrases like LOL (laughing out loud) and LMAO (laughing my ass off). How about LMOO? Laughing My Obama Off.
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.07.2013
A man and women, who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. The ticket mix-up made them both feel uneasy, and they called the Porter to rectify the situation, but there were no other sleeping...
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.06.2013
Just a quick laugh: An Irishman walks OUT of a bar . . .
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.04.2013
  My friend Jimmy called me today and said he begins his dream job on Monday.   He will be the new price checker at the Dollar General store.  
JohnnyOla's picture
Aug.01.2013
Against my will, I agreed to go with my wife to her 40-year high school class reunion. We were sitting at a table when I noticed that she kept looking at this man sitting at a table all by himself. He was obviously drunk, swinging his whiskey glass back and forth in between sips of the brown liquid...
JohnnyOla's picture
Jul.31.2013
  Here’s another way to get a fight started with your wife.       I was flipping through the TV channels when my wife sat down next to me.   “What’s on the TV?” she asked.   “Dust,” was all I said.   That’s when the fight started. . .