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May.21.2013
I often suffer from Perfect or Not Participating Syndrome. I guess that would be PNPS?
People afflicted with this syndrome need to be at the top, they need to be the best. Everything needs to look just so and be the way they visualize it, in order for them to participate. This...
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May.21.2013
May 21
NaCl
I work arithmetic instead of telling you to stop. I make a light remark, never take a stand until I have worked the numbers and believe that the weight of suffering is on my side. I store in the cellar the salt I found in my wounds...
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May.20.2013
Next time, advance sonograms. Definitely, much more attention to prenatal visits!
"Information I could have used earlier" -sonogram in accompanying illustration.
This is gonna complicate my estate planning, considerably...
Yes. Three on one day! --delivered by those fine folks at Diversion Books (...
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May.20.2013
May 20
Martinizing
The price of upkeep scares me, it daunts me even. I pay the initial cost, I have bitten that bullet of required outlay; the continued charges for maintenance push my face in the mud until my ears clog. Avoiding the need of perpetual...
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May.19.2013
May 19
Who Rang?
Examine the instillation of your buttons as a process of discovery for disabling them. Pay attention to the wiring but also to the hardware. Sometimes the advertising is the thing which keeps alive something better off put to...
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May.18.2013
May 18
Pearly Whites
Reaction is a separation, a polarization; it cuts you from me and God from we. Response is a connection, an inclusion; threading a line from you to me and stitching G-d into our pockets. I realize now that any positive connection...
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May.17.2013
Today, I'm asking for your assistance.
You, the loyal reader, the benevolent soul who has kindly carved out a smidge of his or her busy docket to read my anemic diatribes.
You, the compassionate peruser, who has chosen to ingest my drivel while sitting on the porcelain perch after finally...
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May.17.2013
May 17
Underoos
Why is it that I store undies I never wear in my panty drawer and leave no room for my favorites? Why is it that I have things in cupboards that have not seen the light of day in years, but they are kept as sacred? I don’t use my...
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May.16.2013
“I don’t think I can stand another honey bun and Coke,” I disgustedly told my best friend Jimmy, as we surveyed the rack of sweet breads in the small country store just outside of Goodwater, Alabama. It was September of 1974.
I had just started going to Alexander City State Junior...
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May.16.2013
May 16
Life Events in Burlap
Two left feet in a gunnysack allows no forward motion and creates only a windmill that screws us into the ground. There is more perspective, front and back, more view, but nothing to do with it, nowhere to go....
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