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Aug.26.2010
Greetings Everyone: Sorry, no essay/column from me this week (except thanks for coming by and raising my page visit number).  However, I must present this rare appearance by My Upstairs Neighbor, the man whose writing style makes Jack Benny's violin playing sound like Anne-Sophie Mutter's . . ....
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Aug.26.2010
Hello Everyone: Thank you all very very much for stopping by my Red Room Interwire  page. I deeply apologize for being away for so long, but it was only last week that I learned some Very Important Things about the kind of books I should be reading if  I want to achieve success toward my goal of...
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Dec.24.2009
Hello Everyone: The Lafferty family would like to announce that we have recently found Jesus--or at least that is what my wife, Gladys, cried out while cleaning the dust out from under the refrigerator. Now that we have found Jesus--and where one Lafferty goes, the others follow, even if our Lord...
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Dec.03.2009
Hello Everyone: Twice again, the Smartest Man I Have Ever Known has outdone me. First, the other day, HodgMan became the first Minor Television Celebrity in history to successfully invite a TV talk show host (or, in this case, hosts) to interview him at his own home. By this simple reversal,...
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Dec.02.2009
 Regarding the link to the video I posted last week, my upstairs neighbor Hugh Lafferty saw something the rest of us didn't. Read about it here.  At least the naked people are gone.
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Dec.01.2009
Hello Everyone: I recently had another Questionable and Disappointing Consumer Experience inspired by possibly deceptive advertising (but because I first saw the ad on the Web site of the Smartest Man I Ever Met, I have considerable reason to doubt the accuracy of my interpretation). It involves a...
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Nov.09.2009
Good Monday Morning Everyone:  Per the request of Ivory Madison and others at this fine site, I have managed to persuade and assist my upstairs neighbor Hugh Lafferty to establish his frumpy presence at the Red Room. So, ladies and gentleman, I present to you The Man Who Made an Art Out of Wearing...
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Nov.08.2009
Good Afternoon to Everyone: I wish to share with you my first exciting marketing campaign, non-celebrity endorsement of John HodgMan's exciting new bottled drinking product:  John HodgMan's Malort Liqeuer. Go here for my exciting ad copy. then rush right out, buy yourself a bottle and . . . "...
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Nov.08.2009
>When I first saw the action photo above, A Profound Truth was conveyed to me: John HodgMan is not only the Smartest Man I Have Ever Met, he is also The Strongest Man I Have Ever Met!         As my blood vessels pressurized with excitement, I immediately contacted HodgMan on...
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Oct.25.2009
Another thing: Hugh Lafferty, My Upstairs Neighbor, thought you would all like to read this brief update on his attempt at bank robbery.   As always, Hugh thanks you for your help.