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Apr.30.2013 What Terrorists Get To Read In The Guantanamo Prison Library Of course, if Allah has any mercy, there will be copies of Kafka. "The Trial" might be cruel, but "The Metamorphosis" might be appropriate. "In the Penal Colony" is not a positive idea, however. It might give guards and administrators alike too much temptation. [DE] A file photo of...	Dec.27.2009 An Open Letter to President Obama Dear President Obama: I find myself ending 2009 feeling far less optimistic than I did one year ago. I supported you, not because you were the most experienced candidate or the one with the most impressive résumé, but because I thought I recognized in you a genuine leader capable of persuading...
Jan.12.2009 Who Is Zizek And Why Is He Corrupting My Son? Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com and columnist for The Daily Event, answers readers' questions. Dear Igor, My son came home for winter break with a new culture hero--Slavoj Zizek. Zizek had taken his university by storm, giving two sold-out lectures and sitting for an online...	Sep.26.2008 The Bailout Follies: Dentist Duns McCain, A.D.C. Triangle, Bush Blames Initials For Wall St. Crisis DENTIST DUNS MCCAIN PHOENIX, Ariz, Sept. 26...Dr. Irwin Zahnsaggler says he's "sick and tired" of John McCain's excuses. The Phoenix endodontist began doing root canal on the Republican candidate three months ago. "I told John there...