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As our morning wake-me-up call, today we offer Dave Barry's fine, analytical, literary-minded and frighteningly incisive critiqué accurately parses what is unquestionably The Great American Novel... "Fifty Shades of Grey." WARNING: I'm still snortin' my first cup-of-the-day from my nose, as I...
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      There's no law in the U.S. against making an ass of yourself. Yet. But there are always consequences (and please don't take the noose image literally, okay?).  Gilbert Gottfried aka the voice of the AFLAC duck is the latest celebrity to go down because he crossed the...