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Nov.23.2008
From Peter Panic.. [Who knows I collect funny stories] used with permission. M Ewen.
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here is a little story for you- you could do a whole book like this-you spend some time in show biz you have some funny stories.ask people to talk about the funniest thing they ever saw. heres...
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Nov.10.2008
As the curtain mercifully falls on the Most Important Election of Your Lifetime, the nation breathes a collective sigh of relief. Or do they? Sure, there were enough Byzantine plot twists and darkly rich comic characters to exhaust Dostoyevsky’s older smarter brother. And I imagine more than a few...
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Nov.05.2008
“Oh my God!” she shrieked. “Oh my God!” she yelled. “What have you done to your nails?” she said in a seriously nervous tone after i hugged her. Lynn is one of my favorite cousins , and although i don’t like girly girls some how we two get along.
“ What?What? they’re fine!” i...
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Nov.03.2008
It was as refreshing as a secret waterfall in the Sahara to see the FBI video of Democratic Massachusetts state Senator Denise Wilkerson stuffing part of a $23,000 payoff into her bra at Beacon Hill’s Fil- A- Buster restaurant under the shadow of Boston’s Capitol dome. Just for the sake of...
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Aug.06.2008
GREENPOINT, Bklyn, July 24...Are the Democrats too hip for the room? In their attempt to be evenhanded, ironic and transparent are they unintentionally undermining Barrack Obama's candidacy?
Or is something more sinister at work?
This is the question that Igor Yopsvoyamatsky posed last night....
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Jul.11.2008
This one's by request (here you go, June and Dennis!) -- my list of supposedly real excerpts from newspaper classified ads. (I use these as part of an ice-breaking exercise for a business writing workshop I do for MBA students...)
Actual Excerpts from Newspaper Classified Sections
Illiterate?...
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Jun.27.2008
LAS VEGAS, Nevada, June 27...The Electoral College is obsolete, the popular vote can be fraudulently manipulated. The only thing you can depend on in this country is hard cash.
That's what people are saying all over the US. Or at least in front of Stash's Kielbassa in the Greenpoint section of...
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Jun.24.2008
AUSTIN, Texas, June 22...Anarcho-Feminist presidential candidate Leah Schildkraut lost the support of several major Texas fundraisers last night when she vowed to change the Lone Star state's "culture of exploitation, intimidation and deceit."
"We spoke the truth to money...
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Jun.20.2008
NEW YORK, N.Y. June 20...The hottest souvenir at the Republican Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul this summer won't be McCain buttons--it will be Obama flip flops and matching shorts.
So says Efraim Durg, president of Shmatte Statements, a design firm that specializes in politically-themed...
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Jan.07.2008
While thumbing through Forensics for Dummies in search of a suitable demise for an arrogant psychiatrist in my new novel, I compiled a list of distinctly unpleasant experiences that might befall my victim should he ingest a lethal dose of say, strychnine: pain, lockjaw, twitching of the muscles,...
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