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Apr.29.2013
I’m worried about Jamie Lee Curtis. It’s bad enough that she’s been walking around TV world asking people about their bowel movements but today she mentioned she’s having an affair with yogurt. How do you go from starring in a classic movie like “Halloween” to having a love...
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Apr.17.2013
I am so feverishly, joyously happy that I don't need to date. Further, I'm grateful that I'm not a woman.
Not that being a woman is wrong. I probably wouldn't be here if not for women (rimshot).
No, I'm thinking about that from the image, primping, dating, presenting point of view....
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Sep.29.2012
The Citizen in my head managed to wrestle the pen out of The Writer's hand this morning and did a phantom writing session. Funny how the writing in my head is done with pen and paper, in a small room, on a sunny day, overlooking the ocean. If I were to guess, which is an odd expression, I'd guess...
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Aug.25.2012
We want out for a light early dinner last night. My wife suggested as a joke the new pizza place. We ate at Ruby's, a new place that opened earlier this year. They started as a lunch place and then expanded to breakfast and dinner. I suggested strolling around town afterward. Sure, my wife replied...
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Aug.18.2012
I recently did a tiny experiment by using the ‘Like’ button on my Facebook page. I ‘liked’ two different websites that I knew were going to get me into trouble. The first ’like’ was for a major chicken restaurant that has recently been in the news. The second one was for a...
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Jul.29.2012
If I ever become the President of the United States, I’ve decided my first act will be to require every American adult to either take a chill pill at least once a day or have an adult beverage every evening. Actually that would be my second act. The first would be to strongly...
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Apr.19.2011
In the film business, producers are terrified of not “making the day” which means getting every setup and shot done for that day. Usually, schedules are totally unrealistic because the producer has convinced his investors or boss that he can bring the project in (feature, TV show, indus...
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Feb.27.2010
Though we have managed to record many hours of the Olympics, we have also watched many hours live. Doing so has involved hours of watching the following commercials.
1. The McDonald's commercial where the psycho parents fight over who gets to bring the poisonous happy meal to their spoiled, nanny...
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