The Pregnancy Diaries | The Pregnancy Diaries
Feb.08.2008
It would be funnier if this was happening to someone else. was the sign that I noticed on the Nurse Practitioner's wall as she was desperately trying to give me Schwag (Yes. She used to live in L.A and a funtoid fact: Her father was in the same ICU ward and died around the same time as Groucho Marx...
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Feb.05.2008
February 5th 2008Stomach Pat Count 10 (Virtual Pat 1)
It's been a barrage of testing. Blood tests where I feel like I'm being milked like a cow. Doesn't matter if you tell them that your family does not have Sickle Cell running through it. Here is that blood test just in case Sickle Cell has...
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Jan.28.2008
January 28th 2008Stomach Pat Count: 6 (Virtual Pat: 1)
Press Release Unborn Baby Supports Liar's DiaryIn a surpise prenatal visit, the fetus of Shaun Landry redacted any heatbeat sounds and instead released this statement via Stethoscope:
My mom cannot wait to read The trade paper release of the...
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Jan.26.2008
January 26th 2008Stomach Pat Count: 5
Watching CNN is indeed my favorite station in these times of no new shows and the elections. You can get all the drama of 24 or Law and Order (without Fred Thompson now) that you can ever ask for.
Tonight has been lush with dramatic goodness.
CNN Pundit:...
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Jan.25.2008
Friday January 25th 2008 Stomach Pat Count: 3
Rainy darkness. Hard rain hitting the skylight in the bedroom. The phone rings. It bolts me up. I hold back hurling. I glurb out the name of my company on the phone. The chirpy woman asking me to renew my website for another 14 years. I glurb...
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Jan.24.2008
Tuesday January 23rd 2008 Stomach Pat Count to date: Two.
My favorite Thai close to me is Basil on Folsom Street San Francisco. It is my Ladies Who Lunch. Bring the friend. Bring the client. Get out of the home office. Off to Basil to "perp some mayhem" and light conversations on...
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Jan.22.2008
January 21st 2008: I try not to believe in things like psychic occurrences. Even if there is an inkling of truth in it? People have a tendency to bash their "Voodoo Vibrations" over your head like a big old knotty pine stick.
Yes. I think I'm a little psychic says your friend with the...
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Jan.21.2008
January 21st 2008: On Sunday January 20th it was official. In an impromptu pregnancy stick buying journey to Walgreens on 9th and Market I found out in front of the panel submission board of The San Francisco Improv Festival that I was pregnant.
There is really no way to keep this information...
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